I've just been invited to a birthday party for a 2 year-old. How many cases of bourbon should I bring?

How much do you need to drink yourself comatose? That's the main question. Because a Two-year-old doesn't know **** about birthday parties. So what's the ******* point? Really, you should do this kid a favor and forget the bourbon and bring a gun and shoot the child's parents in the head. Because any parent who throws a two-year-old a party is just going to embarrass the **** out of the kid to the point where he wants to kill himself by the time he's eleven.





I mean, it's one thing to have a party for grandparents and aunts and uncles. But I'm getting the vibe that this is not one of those.





Seriously. Kill them.I've just been invited to a birthday party for a 2 year-old. How many cases of bourbon should I bring?
A case should cover it as long as someone else brings the beer.


When my good friend threw a bash for his six year old we went through about a case of jack and a thirty pack. By the time they went on a rail run I was so stoned I'm not sure what was left. I handed somebody a fin towards something but I couldn't hear him over the Lady Ga Ga blasting out of the speakers.


Great party. Kid had an ';Elmo'; ice cream cake and they bought a clown who made balloon animals.I've just been invited to a birthday party for a 2 year-old. How many cases of bourbon should I bring?
3. You need one case to knock back on the drive over there. You have to be drunk as hell to deal with a 2 year olds birfday party. But limit the kid to 3 bottles. Or until the little $hit passes out. I have seven kids ranging from 1 to 10 years old, and bourbon never lasts more than two days at my house. Good luck.
you don't remember being under-age, do you? KIDS DRINK VODKA, NOT RYE! come on, man! yeash!


anyway, to answer how much of the potato juice you should bring, just do this simple equation: multiply the kids age by the number of guests, and then that is how much $$$ you should spend. how ever many cases that gets is up to you (depending on if you get high end hsit or low end.
Depends on whether you're having clowns or ponies. Clowns drink a lot more so if it's clowns, plan on two bottles per. Ponies are good for about a bottle and a half each but less if they're Shetlands. Then it's about two kids per bottle and one bottle per adult. All together, I'd say ten cases. Glad to help!
Someone starred this, and before I even clicked on it, I KNEW it was YOU. Will you marry me? We can just drink and have drunk ';romantic relations without the romance';.





I promise I will never want to have your children.
Depends if you have your own kids or not. If you don't have kids of your own...you WILL need a lot more to drink in order to deal with the noise!! I don't have my own kids....
Forget the bourbon love...you're gonna want hard drugs to get through a nightmare like a 2 year olds birthday party...those little suckers are loud and persistent...and they BITE!
1 case of whiskey for a party of 20.


I prefer Jameson, Irish whiskey to bourbon.
1 case should be enough. 2 year olds don't drink that much.
Two is the preferred etiquette.
none. its a kids party.